"If Sherlock Were a Romance Hero"
Reviewed by Kristen Donnelly
Posted December 15, 2015
Romance Historical
DUKES PREFER BLONDES is so much fun! I read it while I was
on a business trip.
which involved a load of flights and found myself biting
the inside of my
lip to keep from laughing right out loud at the banter
between our hero,
Raven, and our heroine, Clara. So I'll say right up front -
if you love
your romances to come with sharp-as-razors repartee between
the two
main characters, then add DUKES PREFER BLONDES to your TBR
immediately.
The title of the review refers to Sherlock Holmes and I
want you to know I
mean the Bennedict Cumberbatch one. Raven, in this book, is
the closest
I can imagine to what it would look like if that Sherlock
with his brilliance
and prickliness entered into a romance with a woman whose
brain can
match his own. I found myself, in fact, picturing Raven as
Cumberbatch,
with his voice in my head as Raven. Which then made me fall
down a
rabbit trail of who I would cast in the rest of the roles
and I had far too
much fun with that and that's a whole other post.
ANYWAY. Back to the book.
Another layer to Loretta Chase's story is the social
aspect. A huge piece
of this story hinges on the awkward world of child labor in
19th century
England. From my limited knowledge, the way Chase weaves
the
themes of exploitation, hope, reform and chance is
authentic. Clara's
awakening to the complications is compelling and is her
real journey in
this story.
I recommend DUKES PREFER BLONDES, as I said above, to
anyone who likes snappy
banter performed by men in wigs and women in corsets and
who also
enjoy their romances with a side of historical education.
SUMMARY
Biweekly marriage proposals from men who can't see beyond
her (admittedly breathtaking) looks are starting to get
on
Lady Clara Fairfax's nerves. Desperate to be something
more
than ornamental, she escapes to her favorite charity.
When a
child is in trouble, she turns to tall, dark, and
annoying
barrister Oliver Radford. Though he's unexpectedly found himself in line to inherit
a
dukedom, Radford's never been part of fashionable
society,
and the blonde beauty, though not entirely bereft of
brains,
isn't part of his plans. But Clara overwhelms even his
infallible logic, and when wedlock looms, all he can do
is
try not to lose his head over her . . . It's an inconvenient marriage by ordinary standards, but
these two are far from ordinary. Can the ton's most
adored
heiress and London's most difficult bachelor fall victim
to
their own unruly desires?
ExcerptCharing CrossAugust 1835 “Look out! Are you blind? Get out of the way!” Clara hadn’t time to see what she was in the way of when
an arm snaked about her waist and yanked her back from
the curb. Then she saw the black and yellow gig hurtling
toward her. At the last minute, it swerved away, toward the watermen
and boys clustered about the statue of King Charles I.
Then once more it veered abruptly off course. It nicked a
passing omnibus, struck a limping dog, and swung into St.
Martin’s Lane, leaving pandemonium in its wake. Some inches above her head—and plainly audible above the
bystanders’ shouts and shrieks and the noise of
carriages, horses, and dogs—a deep, cultivated voice
uttered an oath. The muscular arm came away from her
waist and the arm’s owner stepped back a pace. She looked
up at him, more up than she was accustomed to. His face seemed familiar, though her brain couldn’t find
a name to attach to it. Under his hat brim, a single
black curl fell against his right temple. Below the dark,
sharply angled eyebrows, a pair of cool grey eyes
regarded her. Her own gaze moved swiftly from his
uncomfortably sharp scrutiny down his long nose and
firmly chiseled mouth and chin. The day was warm, but the warmth she felt started on the
inside. “I daresay you noticed nothing about him?” he said. “But
why do I ask a pointless question? Everybody flies into a
panic and nobody pays attention. The correct question is,
Does it matter?” He shrugged. “Only to the dog, perhaps.
And in that regard one may say that the driver simply put
the wretched brute out of its misery. Let’s call it an
act of mercy. Well, then. Not injured, my lady? No
swooning? No tears? Excellent. Good day.” He touched the brim of his hat and started away. “A man and a boy in a black Stanhope gig trimmed in
yellow,” she said to his back. Clara was aware of the
tall, black-garbed figure pausing, but she was
concentrating, to hold the fleeting image in her mind.
“Carriage freshly painted. Blood bay mare. White stripe.
White sock … off hind leg. No tiger. The boy … I’ve seen
him before, near Covent Garden. Red hair. Square face.
Spotty. Garish yellow coat. Cheap hat. The driver had a
face like a whippet. His coat … a better one but not
right. Not a gentleman.” Her rescuer slowly turned back to her, one dark eyebrow
upraised. “Face like a whippet?” “A narrow, elongated face,” she said. With one gloved
hand, whose tremor was barely noticeable, she made a
lengthening gesture over her own face. “Sharp features.
He drives to an inch. He might have spared the dog.” Her rescuer looked her up and down, so briefly Clara
wasn’t altogether sure he’d done it. But then his
expression became acutely intent. She kept her sigh to herself and her chin upraised, and
waited for the wall to go up. “You’re certain,” he said. Why should I be certain? she thought. I’m only a woman
and so of course I have no brain to speak of. She said, more impatiently than she ought to, “I could
see the dog was barely alive. No doubt boys would have
tortured him or a horse would have kicked him or a cart
would have rolled over him soon enough. But that driver
knew what he was doing. He struck the animal on purpose.” The stranger’s keen gaze shifted away from her to scan
the square. “What an idiot,” he said. “Making a spectacle of himself.
Killing the dog was meant as a warning to me, obviously.
A master of subtlety he is not.” When his gaze returned
to her, he said, “A whippet, you say.” She nodded. “Well done,” he said. For an instant Clara thought he’d pat her on the head, as
one would a puppy who’d learned a new trick. But he only
stood there, alternately looking at her then looking
about him. His mouth twitched a little, as though he
meant to smile, but he didn’t. “That man, whoever he is, is a public menace,” she said.
“I have an appointment or I should report the incident to
the police.” She had no appointment. Her visit to the
Milliners’ Society was a spur-of-the-moment decision. But
a lady was not to have anything to do with the police.
Even if she got murdered, she ought to do it discreetly.
“I must leave the matter to you.” “Firstly, nobody was injured but a dog it’s obvious
nobody cared about,” the gentleman said. “Otherwise the
creature would have been a degree more alive to begin
with. Secondly, one doesn’t pester the police about the
demise, violent or otherwise, of a mere canine unless its
owner is an aristocrat. Thirdly, it’s now clear the
fellow was aiming for me when you stepped in the way. I
couldn’t see him clearly through the”—he gestured at her
hat, his mouth twitching again—“the whatnot rising from
your head. But Whippet Face …” Now he smiled. It wasn’t
much of a smile, being small and quick, but it changed
his face, and her heart gave a short, surprised thump.
“He’s been trying to kill me this age. He’s not the only
one. Hardly worth troubling the constabulary.” He gave her the briefest nod, then turned and strode
away. Clara stood staring after him. Tall, lean, and self-assured, he moved with swift purpose
through the sea of people surging over the streets
converging on Trafalgar Square. Even after he entered the
Strand, he didn’t disappear from sight for a while. His
hat and broad shoulders remained visible above the mass
of humanity until he reached Clevedon House, when a
passing coach blocked her view. He never looked back. He never looked back. Moments later, after she’d calmed both her maid and her
tiger, Colson, and was giving her horse leave to start,
the gentleman’s face flashed into her mind, and his voice
with its husky overtone seemed to sound again from
somewhere above her head. Like a shadow cast by a
guttering candle, an image flickered in her brain for a
moment. But it was gone before she could make it out. She
shrugged, trying to push the incident out of her
thoughts, and went on her way, though now and again she
did wonder how he’d known to address her as my lady … and
why he hadn’t looked back. Oliver “Raven” Radford, Esquire, didn’t need to look
back. In the usual way of things, he would have sized up
the tall, aristocratic blonde at the first glance.
Fairfaxes being ubiquitous, their handsome features
distinctive, even Society’s outsiders recognized them,
and he calculated excellent odds of her being one of the
many dubbed Lady This or Lady That. Yet he’d given her second and third looks, for three
reasons. Firstly, his mind had refused to fully accept the
evidence of his eyes. He was observant to a degree not
usually associated with human beings—some said he wasn’t,
quite—and his memory was equally inhuman. But yes,
further examination proved milady’s attire to be as
complicated and demented as his eyes had ascertained. Secondly, upon that further examination, he felt certain
he’d met her before. But he couldn’t dredge up from his
prodigious memory the time and place. Thirdly, he realized she’d surprised him. He couldn’t remember the last time anybody had surprised
him. “Face like a whippet,” he murmured, and laughed—startling
passersby as he strode along the Strand. “Wait until I
tell him. He’ll want to kill me twice, and by inches.”
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