George Potts is in an unhappy marriage with his demanding
wife, Annabel.
Always receiving ridicule and being ordered about, George
isn't wealthy, has a
dead-end job as accountant and is hopeless around the
house. Annabelle is
head housekeeper at St Bartholomew's College and secretly
having an affair
with the neighbor, "Smarmy" Stephen, as George calls him.
Taking pleasure
in the sunshine with a wandering mind, his life is about
to be changed upon
his confrontation by a great greyhound creature known as
Rosie. The real
change is the gorgeous young woman attached to Rosie.
Carol Davies, Student Welfare Officer at St Bart's,
and her friend Sally,
befriend George with their teasing while deciding to take
him under their
wing to experience the wild side they are convinced he
possesses. Following a
little nip of whisky and a short nap, George is astounded
to find he has
awoken as a magnificent black greyhound. This begins his
tryst with the girls
and his secret is soon discovered. George is liberated as
the beautiful
greyhound and, when in this form, sets out to experience
the freedom, joy,
and strength he covets with his fellow canine, cavorting
in the park and
pulling pranks with George's neighbor and wife. Juggling
between his
doggification and human form presents a bit of a problem
as he strives to
control his transformations. His metamorphosis might be
the exact thing that
will liberate George and finally bring him to freedom and
happiness he
deserves.
GREYHOUND GEORGE is a delightful tale of the likes I have
never had the pleasure of
reading before. This is definitely an original story,
full of humor, fantasy and
certainly a book you will not want to put down once you
have started it. GREYHOUND GEORGE
is the first I have had the pleasure of reading by Tony
Cleaver, but I certainly
hope that there are lots more like this. Cleaver has a
great sense of humor
and an abundance of originality. There wasn't a single
part of GREYHOUND GEORGE I did
not thoroughly enjoy.
George Potts is an unremarkable, middle-aged accountant
for
the city council who lives a predictable, humdrum
existence…until an unsettling encounter with a vivacious
young woman and her dog changes his life forever. George
loves dogs, indeed all animals, but he never thought he’d
become one...
Excerpt
As was his custom in the mornings, George Potts staggered
blearily out of bed and into the bathroom. Under automatic
pilot, he would not really wake up until thoroughly
immersed in the shower. On the weekends he allowed himself
the luxury of wrapping himself in a towel and, returning
to the bedroom, blundering about slowly cogitating over
what he was going to do and thus what to wear for the
coming day.
This Saturday he observed his wife Annabel, still
motionless, covered up in her bed. Although he guessed she
was already awake, he surmised she was feigning sleep and
waiting for him to leave the bedroom before she stirred.
That being the case, George slowed everything down and
shuffled around even more absent-mindedly before trying to
find the appropriate garments to greet the day. He got as
far as a pair of briefs before pausing in front of the
full-length mirror and there deciding to take stock of
what sort of man this was peering back out at him.
Receding hairline – so far receded in fact that the main
passageway was clear right over to the back. It was as if
someone had passed the lawnmower through the hallway,
leaving only a sliver of carpet on either side, and that
was greying.
Eyes – a sunken, lifeless, muddy blue. No sparkle evident.
Teeth? George pulled back his lips to reveal a reasonable
set in front but there were several gaps at the back, he
knew.
Looking down he saw several gangling, spidery, somewhat
uncoordinated limbs, devoid of anything resembling muscle.
There was a developing paunch. Not too noticeable until he
turned sideways. Evidence of an overly sedentary
existence.
Let’s face it – not the most attractive physique. Perhaps
his wife was right to resist the urge to turn round and
concede she was in fact sharing this room, this house,
this marriage with such a decidedly unattractive male.
OK, George, he said to himself. Maybe you are a pretty
repulsive specimen of the human race. So, he asked, is
there anything I’ve got going for me?
*****
But he could not go back to sleep now; his brain wouldn’t
let him. Eyes barely focusing, his head complaining,
George tried to disentangle himself from beneath the
bedcovers and, in doing so, he only succeeded in finding
himself on all fours on the carpet beside the bed. He
looked round. He gasped. In the full-length mirror he
caught sight of a greyhound in the bedroom! He uttered not
a sound. It wouldn’t do to wake the wife, sleeping soundly
in her own bed on the other side of the room. But what an
animal looked back at him! Not a sandy-coloured bitch like
Rosie but a taller, big-chested black-coated male with a
long white bib running down his front. A handsome beast…
though as he looked at him, George thought the dog’s eyes
did look a little dazed.
“Like my own,” he considered. “I wonder if it’s been at
the whisky?”
Did dogs drink spirits? George wondered as he looked down
and prepared to get up from the floor where he had tumbled
out of bed.
He stopped moving. Staring down, instead of his arms
holding him up, he saw two slim, black dog’s legs
immediately below him. Dog’s legs with paws, not hands.
Putting his head down, George looked back under his body
and there, at the back of him were two more dog’s legs.
With paws, not feet.
George sat down with a plop and examined the mirror. There
was the black greyhound sitting on its haunches, staring
back. George put his head on one side, puzzled by this
vision in front of him. The dog with dazed eyes put his
head on one side also. George raised a front paw and
scratched his head. So did the greyhound in the mirror.
George said hello out loud to himself. Well, to his ears
he reckoned it was hello but it actually sounded like:
“Wuff!”
“Hmmm,” said George to himself. “This is rich. Seems like
I’ve changed into a greyhound overnight.” To say that this
was a novel turn of events was something of an
understatement. George had been drunk before. He had
passed out before; but whenever he had come-to in the past
he had always come-to as the same sort of person, all be
it a little more dishevelled, as he had been earlier. He
had never changed species before, at least he thought he
hadn’t; his memory clearly was not at its best yet.
George turned and examined himself more closely, trying to
get his eyes to behave as they should. Yep, a tall, black
dog…and very well-equipped by the sight of it, he
reckoned, lifting a leg to display his masculine parts. He
was pleased with what he saw. He slowly commenced some
doggy exercises: bending down; sitting up; twisting this
way and that; learning to control his various limbs,
joints and muscles, seeing if any creaked and groaned like
he was accustomed to in his human form. Great! Everything
seemed to be in perfect working order. But enough of the
self-examination; this was early morning and George needed
to have a pee.
Problem: how to do that?
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