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Mimi Jean Pamfiloff | And Now, a Word from Cimil, Your Friendly Neighborhood Goddess of the Underworld…
May 26, 2016
Well, hellooo there, my little people pets! My name is Cimil—aka,
Goddess of the Underworld. Also known as Ah-Puch by the Mayans, Mictlantecuhtli
by the Aztec, Grim Reaper by the Europeans, Hades by the Greeks…you get the
picture! And yes, yes. I know you have many questions for awesome me, but before
we begin, I would like to remind you pervy mortals out there to text, message,
tweet, stalk on FB, smoke signal—whatever works—this author person, Mimi Jean.
While her upcoming release TOMMASO certainly has some juicy, indecent moments,
we demand she get super-raunchy, XXX-kinky, mother-will-disown-her-sexy, for the
next book! #GodOfWine #MakeItDirtyMimi! My unicorn, Minky, demands it. Alrighty, now that we have that important business out of the way, I bet you’re
wondering what a Goddess of the Underworld does all day besides star in books,
take souls to their final resting place, and watch reruns of The Love Boat. Yep! You guessed it. I sit around being awesome! (And super evil.) I also answer
a lot of fan-mail. So what’s the one question I get asked the most? You guessed right again! “When
will the world end?” To which I respond, “Who the hell cares? You’re all going
to die anyway.” And when they do go, those who’ve behaved will be rewarded
greatly and sent to the big garage sale in the sky where they can peruse other
people’s useless crap for all eternity. As for those who misbehave, well those
naughty little mortals get sent to my very special purgatory. Mojitos may be
involved. And Polka music, too. Okay, it’s a huge party and way cooler than that
other place. The moral of the story being…stay naughty, my friends! What else is on my mortal-peep’s minds? Let’s see here…Dalitza, one of my many
naughty followers, would like to know if TOMMASO finally gets his woman or if
this book is another one of my tricks. Okay, girl, all Auntie Cimi can tell you is that Tommaso has a lot going in his
favor:
- He’s freaking hot
- He’s hung like a fire hose
- He dresses nice
- He behaves like a gentleman
- He can cook
- He’s lethal
- And he’s freaking hot. Yes, I said it twice because he gives me the urge to
take off my panties! (If I were wearing any. And weren’t already mated to an
ex-pharaoh.)
On the other hand:
- He is turning into a vile, evil Maaskab (think Predator meets evil Mayan
priest meets roadkill—it’s not good).
- The clock is ticking
- And he may have kidnapped and tormented (totally by accident) the one woman
who’s meant to save him.
So, my precious weaklings, you can already see that it’s an uphill battle.
But so is the journey of love; full of potholes, hiccups, and distracting garage
sales. In the end, it tis what we make of it. Until we meet again!
Cimil #GodOfWine #MakeItDirtyMimi! Giveaway
So, just to celebrate TOMMASO's journey of love, Mimi Jean is giving away a
signed copy of TOMMASO
along with SWAG! Wonderous Swag! Just enter by leaving a comment below! So easy!
From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff… TOMMASO, Book #2, Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. Series (Standalone) SOMETIMES, HOT MEN CAN BE REAL MONSTERS… Tommaso Fierro is used to the finer things in life—nice suits, nice car, nice
house. Okay, his past isn’t so nice, but that’s in the past. Or at least it was
until he blacked out after meeting the woman of his dreams. Annnd possibly capturing her. Annnd possibly terrorizing her before she got away. Annnd discovering that he’s turning into a horrible creature he loathes with all
his heart. Luckily, there’s a cure. Unluckily, it will require him to track this woman down
and convince her to give him a second chance. But if he finds her, will she ever
believe that he’s really not a monster?
MIMI JEAN PAMFILOFF is a USA Today and New York Times
bestselling romance author. Although she obtained her MBA and worked for more
than fifteen years in the corporate world, she believes that it’s never too late
to come out of the romance closet and follow your dream. Mimi lives with her
Latin Lover hubby, two pirates-in-training (their boys), and the rat terrier
duo, Snowflake and Mini Me, in Arizona. She hopes to make you laugh when you
need it most and continues to pray daily that leather pants will make a big
comeback for men
Comments
22 comments posted.
Re: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff | And Now, a Word from Cimil, Your Friendly Neighborhood Goddess of the Underworld…
Looks like a very interesting book, I'd love to read it.
(Linda Henderson 1:21pm May 26, 2016)
Would love to read your book!!
(Jean Benedict 1:59pm May 26, 2016)
Just finished! And....LOVE!!!
(Yvette Grimes 2:48pm May 26, 2016)
Mimi NEVER disappoints. Her books are hot,funny,intense, and
hot. Yes hot is first and last on my list. She makes her
characters into people I would love to know. Well...except the
maaskabs and maybe Minky. This book is no exception. Hide in
your bedroom with the door locked and do not disturb sign on
the knob good.
(Tina Lynn 3:22pm May 26, 2016)
I love all the different series Mimi has written.
(Cathy Atchison 4:47pm May 26, 2016)
After reading all this I so want to read this book, it sounds exciting from beginning to end!
(Christie Temple 5:42pm May 26, 2016)
Well, this sounds like a great story! I love humor and kickass
heroines!
(Kathleen Bylsma 7:02pm May 26, 2016)
I can't wait to read this book. It's on my TBR pile :)
(Vanessa Hinman 8:11pm May 26, 2016)
This novel sounds captivating and wonderful. Thanks.
(Sharon Berger 8:50pm May 26, 2016)
Beautiful cover! And very intriguing blurb!
(Lisa L. 10:40pm May 26, 2016)
He certainly has his work cut out for him, but who can resist a truly contrite, smoking hot man. I can't wait to read this one.
(Sharon Mitchell 1:56am May 27, 2016)
I love the cover and the blog. This is one book I would love to read! Thanks for the chance to win it!
(Bonnie Capuano 8:40am May 27, 2016)
This book sounds HOT HOT HOT ,did I say HOT ? I don't know if I'll be able to read such a HOT book , but I'll try !
(Joan Thrasher 11:12am May 27, 2016)
Books looks really interesting
(Patricia Wagner 1:48pm May 28, 2016)
I know that many men can do some not-so-nice things, but turning into a monster is a little over the top!
(Carol Gowett 3:59pm May 28, 2016)
I love her humor...sounds like a great read!
(Nancy Ludvik 12:34pm May 29, 2016)
Tommaso sounds yummy!
(Janie McGaugh 6:20pm May 29, 2016)
This sounds good! I'd love to read it.
(Connie Williamson 8:43pm May 29, 2016)
"Cimil" is quite funny.
(Krypton I 10:53am May 30, 2016)
TOMMASO, Book #2 sounds like a read I'd enjoy! Thanks for having a giveaway! And I hope your Memorial Day is great!
(Betsy Pauzauskie 7:37pm May 30, 2016)
The book sounds like a good read. I would love to read it.
(Cynthia Cook 7:52pm May 30, 2016)
Love it when a character takes over a blog post.
(Laura Gullickson 1:19am May 31, 2016)
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