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I knew as soon as I lied to my mother, the night would
turn out badly. Guilt sat in the pit of my stomach like a
truck stop burger as I watched the lights of my
grandparents’ minivan fade down the driveway. I am not by
nature a liar, but if I didn’t get a couple hours to myself,
I was going to end up headlining the local news. So I did
what any devoted daughter would do and faked a migraine.
The holiday season brings on overachieving mania in my
family every year. Preparations begin on All Saints’ Day and
reach toxic levels of holiday cheer by Thanksgiving. My
mother festoons every room in our sprawling farmhouse with
porcelain villages, twinkling lights, and creepy animatronic
elves. Grandma turns the kitchen inside out crafting mince
pies from actual meat, building gingerbread house replicas
of famous castles, and challenging Switzerland to a
chocolate production duel. My sister composes a holiday
newsletter that puts many glossy
magazines to shame.The year I was born, my grandfather
added a dozen reindeer to our herd of cows and my father
built a sleigh for them to pull through the center of town.
None of the preparations are all that overwhelming on their
own, but set them to spin under the same roof and you’ve got
holiday overload. The worst thing is the way everyone
insists how much more I will enjoy the holidays when I have
a special someone to share them with or, better still, a few
kids of my own. I feel like I’m barely old enough to add a
husband and kids to the bottom of my Christmas list, but
everyone looks at me as if my stocking were full of coal
when I sit down to the holiday table year after year
unattached.
Thanks to my bald-faced fibbing, I was not helping the
rest
of the family set up for a fund-raising breakfast sched-
uled for the next morning at the grange hall. My grandpar-
ents met at the event over fifty years earlier when my
grandfather came in second to his future father-in-law at
the pancake-eating competition. Ever since then, our fam-
ily has donated our syrup to the festivities. The
firefighters’ auxiliary, the Sap Bucket Brigade, counts on
us to deliver the syrup and set it out on all the tables the
night before the fund-raiser. I told myself they didn’t
really need my help. Besides there was some cleaning up to
do in the sugarhouse after everyone had tromped through it
fetching squat jugs of syrup for the breakfast.
The sugarhouse is my favorite part of the farm, espe-
cially
at this time of year, when it is the only place free from
tinsel and plastic garlands. With Thanksgiving less than a
week away and holiday fervor gripping the house-
hold, I was hiding out there as often as I could. I slipped
into a down vest, grabbed a bottle of Shiraz, and scooted on
out the door. The sugarhouse sits back from the farm- house
far enough to be convenient to the trees but close enough to
get to when the snow’s antler deep on a nine- point buck. I
crossed the quiet yard, the three-quarter moon shining its
light down through the bare branches of the trees, and felt
the lumpy frozen earth beneath my feet. The security light
above the sugarhouse door winked on as I approached. Once
inside, the familiar sights of the evapora- tor and the
unadorned rows of syrup bottles drove any holiday stress
right out of my mind. I sat the wine on the workbench,
pulled the cork, and grabbed a glass from a cupboard. After
pouring myself a healthy swig, I flipped on the radio, then
grabbed a broom from the closet. Half an hour later all the
dirt was gone and everything was tucked back into its place.
I sat on a stool and leaned back against the workbench to
enjoy the tranquility. Taking a sip of wine, I scanned the
room, a feeling of pride welling up. Over the past five
years I had convinced my family to turn our hobby into a
business. We’d modernized equipment, begun using hoses
instead of buckets to collect sap, and started selling over
the Internet. Just this past summer we’d added on a small
shop to sell our own maple products and maple-themed gift
items. The next thing on my list of improvements was organic
certification. With a little luck we would have it in time
for the upcoming sugaring season.
It hasn’t been easy to get my family on board with the
new ideas. After four generations making sugar, they feel
like our system doesn’t need any tweaking. The farm has been
in the family for over a hundred years so convincing
everyone to try something new has been an epic battle. My
age, birth position, and gender haven’t helped. Being the
baby of the family may have its advantages but it hinders
you when it comes to garnering respect. My sister, Celadon,
and my brother, Loden, just open their mouths and our elders
start stringing those pearls of wisdom into necklaces. Me, I
have to repeat everything at least a dozen times and then
provide written documentation to back up my claims.
As I sat my wineglass back on the bench, I heard foot-
steps on the porch. The closest neighbor lived over a mile
away,
and I should have heard any cars coming up the drive. I slid
off the stool and slipped toward the window. I was three
feet from it when I saw the face. A tawny, furry, feline
face filled the window. I took a step back, then another.
The large amber eyes peering at me belonged to no tabby
cat
out for a night of carousing. My heart hammered in my
chest. All my life I’d heard rumors of big cat sightings,
but like most people, I had never taken them seriously.
The large eyes blinked and the big cat yawned. Four white
teeth glowed in the moonlight. I blinked, too, sure I was
not seeing what I was seeing. Bears are common here and
moose have a pleasant habit of dropping by now and again.
Deer cross the roads as often as people in some sections of
town. But big cats, no way. Bobcats are a pos- sibility even
if they are a rarity, but this animal was far, far larger. I
pulled my cell phone from the pocket of my jeans and dialed
the number for the police station. I used
to date a guy that worked there so the number stuck in my
head like an advertising jingle and I wasn’t sure this
qualified as a 911 call.
“Sugar Grove Police Department.” I recognized Myra
Phelps’s
raspy smoker’s voice filling my ear. “How can I help you?”
“It’s Dani Greene. Is Byron on duty tonight?” Byron is
the
part-time animal control officer hired by the depart- ment
to deal with stray dogs, rabid skunks, and even deer that
meet their maker in the middle of the highway.
“Sorry, Dani, he’s away at his in-laws’ for Thanksgiv-
ing.
Is it important?”
“Has anyone ever reported a mountain lion?”
“Good
Lord, yes,
the darn fools.”
“One’s staring in my window right now.” The cat blinked
again then turned away. I crept closer, holding my breath as
I watched it move down the porch, its long tail twitching
behind it. “No wait, now it’s sitting next to the stairs.”
“I know you’ve got a real sense of humor, Dani, but this
could be considered wasting police time.”
“I know what I’m seeing. Isn’t there anyone else you can
send out?”
“I’ve been told to direct any animal calls to the Fish
and
Game Department.”
“Well, would you do it? I’m here by myself and this thing
looks big enough to swallow me.”
“My beagle’s big enough to swallow you.” Myra let out a
snort that turned to a hacking cough.
“It is not.” My size is a bit of a joke in town. I like
to
tell people I am five feet tall, but the sad fact is that
I’m barely four eleven. I weigh 103 pounds after making four
trips through an all-you-can-eat buffet. Before you envy me,
ask yourself how glamorous you’d feel buying all your
clothes in the children’s department.
“Are you sure it isn’t a bobcat?”
“The tail’s too stumpy. And the head’s all wrong.”
“Have you
tried blinking? That always helps when
people are seeing things in cartoons.”
“It’s stretching out on the porch like it intends to stay
for the night. My bladder’s full and there’s no bathroom
here in the sugarhouse. Could you just call Fish and Game?”
“All right, but don’t be surprised when the guy laughs in
your tiny freckled face.” Myra herself wheezed out a laugh
as she disconnected. I slipped my cell phone back into my
pocket and stood staring out the window at the cat,
wondering how long it would take to rouse an official from
Fish and Game and for him or her to arrive. I watched it
scratch its ear with a well-aimed hind foot, lap its paw
with a long pink tongue, and turn over on its back to
scratch those hard-to-reach bits on the porch floor. Within
half an hour headlights winked up the driveway. The cat must
have seen them, too, because it sprang to its feet in a
sleek single movement and streaked around the back of the
building. I raced to the back windows and caught a glimpse
of its tail as it slipped off through the trees. Relief and
disappointment filled me as I heard a
vehicle door slam shut. I cautiously pulled open the sug-
arhouse door and peeked my head out.
“Hello, over here,” I called to the man standing next to
a
state-issued truck. He strode toward me, lanky legs cov-
ering ground almost as quickly as the cat’s. Dressed for the
outdoors in cargo pants and a canvas jacket, he looked like
he’d stepped off the cover of an L.L.Bean catalog.
“I’m Graham Paterson, from Fish and Game. Are you the one
who reported a mountain lion?”
“I am. But it’s gone. I think your truck scared it off.”
I
looked up at him, suddenly aware I had no proof of my claim.
“Uh-huh.” He looked down at me, his bottle blue eyes
crinkling with skepticism.
“It was just here.” I walked across the creaking floor-
boards to where it had been and pointed at the spot. “It sat
right here for half an hour.”
“Were you inside or outside when you spotted it?”
“Inside.
Come on, I’ll show you.” I led the way into
the sugarhouse and gestured toward the window.
“Are you sure it wasn’t a bobcat?” he asked. “People make
that mistake all the time.”
“It wasn’t a bobcat. It had a long swishy tail.”
“Swishy,
huh?” He smiled. “Bobcats have tails that
swish, too, when they set their minds to it.”
“It was long and swishy. About the same length as its
body.
No bobcat has a tail that long.”
“Did you take a picture of it?”
“I didn’t think of that. I guess I was just too
startled.”
I was starting to wish I hadn’t called. His smile didn’t
feel friendly and pleasant; it felt pitying or
condescending.
“That’s what everyone says when they spot
mountain lions. Or Big Foot. I’ve even heard it said about a
monster
someone saw in Lake Winnipesaukee.”
“I’m sure of what I saw.” I fought the urge to stamp my
foot
on the pumpkin pine floorboards. Graham shifted from peering
out the window to scanning the room. His gaze landed on the
wineglass.
“How much had you been drinking when you noticed the
lion?”
“Only a few sips.” I felt my cheeks ignite and something
that felt like heartburn but was probably righteous anger
welling up in my chest. “I thought when you’d had too much,
you were supposed to see pink elephants, not big cats.” I
was not going to let my anger show. For one thing, it was
beneath me, but more important, I look ridiculous when I get
angry. My face gets splotchy and I break out in hives. My
normally squeaky voice climbs up into dog whistle range and
I sometimes punch the air with a fist scaled for a Barbie
doll.
“In my experience with the department, I’ve noticed
tippling
causes all sorts of animal hallucinations.”
“Then I won’t offer you any.” I tried not to flounce
around
in a huff but I know it was exactly what I did. I could see
it as clearly as if I were having an out-of-body experience.
“I’m on duty anyway, so even if you had been so gra-
cious
as to offer, I could not have accepted.” He sounded
like a cop. After my disastrous and very public breakup with
a local police officer, I didn’t consider that a compliment.
“Since we agree this isn’t a social call, shouldn’t you
do
some investigating? Poke around looking for tracks or
something?”
“Did you see which way it went, whatever it was?”
“The
mountain lion went that way.” I pointed behind
the sugarhouse.
“I’ll let you know what I find. Or don’t.” He descended
the
steps and was out of sight before I could get back inside. I
hurried through the sugar shack and into the attached shop
to get a better view of him. He walked slowly into the sugar
bush, stopping every so often to inspect something closely.
Before long he disappeared through the trees.
I turned away from the window and moved around the cold
shop, touching a syrup bottle on one shelf, a maple leaf
shaped stack of plates on another. Maple leaf shaped wrought
iron sconces hung on the wooden walls. Spread on the floor
in front of the cash register lay a maple leaf motif hooked
rug. All through the previous summer I had sourced
merchandise with a maple theme for the shop. Now the store
was stocked with products ranging from maple wood cribbage
boards to maple liquor. We had opened just in time for fall
foliage season, and the leaf peepers visited in droves.
Encouraged by the success of our opening season, I planned
to spend the winter develop- ing a line of specialty food
items to sell bearing the Greener Pastures name. I was
thinking about a maple-flavored
cheese spread when I heard footsteps in the sugarhouse. I
hurried back out front and found Graham leaning over the
evaporator.
“I didn’t find any tracks or scat.”
“Did you really look? I don’t think you went out there
with
an open mind.”
“I treat each and every call seriously, no matter how
far-
fetched the claim.” He crossed his long arms over his chest,
his stance wide and appearing rooted to the spot. It
occurred to me he might still be here when the rest of the
family returned if I didn’t hurry him along. Then I’d be
forced to explain how my migraine led me to entertain a
visitor in the sugarhouse rather than to lie down in a dark
room. Knowing them, they’d gleefully assume there was
something romantic going on and I’d have to endure more
disappointed tongue clucking when I explained what really
happened.
“Well, don’t let me waste any more of your time.” I
crossed to the door and yanked it open.
“I need to jot down a few notes to write up a report.” He
pulled a small notebook from a pocket in his uniform jacket.
“Do you have a pen?”
“Aren’t you supposed to be like a professional Boy Scout?
I
would have thought you’d always be prepared.” I shut the
door, crossed to the workbench, and handed him a pen.
“Let’s say I never got all the badges. Since you seem to
be
in a hurry, I’ll just get a couple of particulars and fill
out the rest later. Let’s start with your name.”
“Dani Greene.”
“Is Dani short for Danielle?”
“No, it is not.” I wasn’t about to tell him what it was
short for either. The last man I’d shared that with got a
splinter in his cheek from rolling around on a hardwood
floor laughing.
“We’ll leave it at Dani then. Age?”
“Twenty-seven.”
“Really?” I didn’t think he was trying to flatter me.
Most
people think I’m nineteen, maybe twenty. Sometimes I even
get asked for my license when I try to get into an R-rated
movie. If I wear a pleated skirt and Mary Janes, I can order
off the children’s menu. You want directions to the fountain
of youth? A hyperactive metabolism, short stature, and
freckles. As far as I can tell, I’ll never be able to
convince anyone to give me a senior citizen discount.
“Really. Any more questions?”
“Marital status?”
“Is that one of the questions?” Having a biological big
brother, I tend to be wary of the governmental kind.
“Not officially, but another conservation officer and I
are
conducting an informal survey. We’ve documented a higher-
than-normal call rate from unmarried women on Friday nights.
Especially from those who’ve been drink- ing.” He grinned at
me again and I felt my Barbie fists curl and land on my
hips.
“I think we’re done here.” I scurried to the door as
quickly
as my short legs allowed and popped it open, hop- ing a
hungry mountain lion would pounce into the sugar- house and
consume one of us. I was embarrassed enough that I didn’t
even care which of us was eaten.
“It’s your call.” He pocketed the notebook and laid my
pen
and a business card on the bench next to the wine bottle.
“Don’t hesitate to contact me if you see anything else. I’ll
be working next Friday night, too.” He flashed me a
condescending smirk.
I stood there stunned into angry silence while he backed
down the driveway. I slammed the door then opened it so I
could slam it again. As soon as his taillights started to
fade, I remembered I was several hundred yards from the main
house and there was a mountain lion prowling nearby. Fueled
by fear and anger, I ran all the way to the house. Just in
time, too, because as soon as I’d snuggled myself under my
quilt, the heat of anger finally dissipated in the chilly
air of the drafty farmhouse, I heard the crunch of gravel in
the driveway and my family’s raised voices as they swarmed
inside.