What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain? A space
invader.
Ace Cub Reporter Tressa "Calamity" Jayne Turner is back in Grandville and
ready to enjoy the slower pace of with small town life and begin building
a
dating resume with one handsome ranger. It’s Frontier Days at the
Historical
Village, but mischief’s afoot—of the malicious variety—when vandals target
the area, stealing and damaging property and leaving behind spray-painted
signatures in the form of hot pink tornadoes.
So what else besides a gang of local thugs threatens Knox County’s
frontier
festivities? Only a cross-dressing aunt bent on a reunion "gotcha," two-
relationships in crisis, three dates from hell, an eccentric local with an
ET obsession, five burning questions for a man-o’-mystery, and a missing
lawn gnome that makes Chucky seem benevolent by comparison.
It’s a countdown to a showdown where strange lights in the sky, “signs” on
the trees, and horses of a different color are only the beginning of this
close encounter of the Calamity Jayne kind. And Tressa Jayne? She’s ready
to
believe.
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