Tales of Pell
On Sale: July 17, 2018
Hardcover / e-Book
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In an irreverent new series in the tradition of Terry
Pratchett and Monty Python, the New York Times
bestselling authors of the Iron Druid Chronicles and Star
Wars: Phasma reinvent fantasy, fairy tales, and floridly
written feast scenes.
Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, a hero, the Chosen
One, was born . . . and so begins every fairy tale ever told.
This is not that fairy tale.
There is a Chosen One, but he is unlike any One who
has ever been Chosened.
And there is a faraway kingdom, but you have never
been to a magical world quite like the land of Pell.
There, a plucky farm boy will find more than he’s bargained
for on his quest to awaken the sleeping princess in her
cursed tower. First there’s the Dark Lord, who wishes for
the boy’s untimely death . . . and also very fine cheese.
Then there’s a bard without a song in her heart but with a
very adorable and fuzzy tail, an assassin who fears not the
night but is terrified of chickens, and a mighty fighter
more frightened of her sword than of her chain-mail bikini.
This journey will lead to sinister umlauts, a trash-talking
goat, the Dread Necromancer Steve, and a strange and
wondrous journey to the most peculiar “happily ever after”
that ever once-upon-a-timed.
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