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G.P. Putnam's Sons
October 2017
On Sale: October 3, 2017
288 pages ISBN: 0735212600 EAN: 9780735212602 Kindle: B06WLPZ6KT Hardcover / e-Book
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Non-Fiction Biography | Humor
Well, well, well. Look at you, ogling my book page....I
presume if you’re reading this it means you either need more
encouragement to buy it or we used to date and you’re trying
to figure out if you should sue me or not. Here are all the stories and mistakes I’ve made that were
way too embarrassing to tell on stage in front of an actual
audience; but thanks to not-so-modern technology, you can
read about them here so I don’t have to risk having your
judgmental eye contact crush my self-esteem. This book
contains some delicious schadenfreude in which I recall such
humiliating debacles as breaking my shoulder while trying to
impress a guy, coming very close to spending my life in a
Guatemalan prison, and having my lacerated ear sewn back on
by a deaf guy after losing it in a torrid love affair. In
addition to hoarding mortifying situations that’ll make you
feel way better about your choices, I’ve also accumulated a
lot of knowledge from therapists, psychotherapists, and
psychopaths, which can probably help you avoid making the
same mistakes I’ve made. Think of this book as everything
you’d want from the Internet all in one place, except
without the constant distractions of ads, online shopping,
and porn. I’m not sure what else to say to say, except that you should
buy it if you want to laugh and learn how to stop being
crazy. And if we used to date, see you in court.
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