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Suspense, thrills and love in October Best Reads

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If only life came with instructions.


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There is nothing in the universe the cursed dragon, Falcyn, hates more than humanity . . . except Greek humans.


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No bodices were harmed in this historical romance.


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Together we'll save the world...Unless we kill each other first.


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ďThe Wrath Is Coming.Ē But They DoníT Know WhereóOr When.


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PREORDER this sexy & emotional story about a single dad wild with grief and the strong survivor he hires as his nanny!


I'm Fine...And Other Lies
Whitney Cummings

G.P. Putnam's Sons
October 2017
On Sale: October 3, 2017
288 pages
ISBN: 0735212600
EAN: 9780735212602
Kindle: B06WLPZ6KT
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Non-Fiction Biography | Humor

Well, well, well. Look at you, ogling my book page....I presume if youíre reading this it means you either need more encouragement to buy it or we used to date and youíre trying to figure out if you should sue me or not.

Here are all the stories and mistakes Iíve made that were way too embarrassing to tell on stage in front of an actual audience; but thanks to not-so-modern technology, you can read about them here so I donít have to risk having your judgmental eye contact crush my self-esteem. This book contains some delicious schadenfreude in which I recall such humiliating debacles as breaking my shoulder while trying to impress a guy, coming very close to spending my life in a Guatemalan prison, and having my lacerated ear sewn back on by a deaf guy after losing it in a torrid love affair. In addition to hoarding mortifying situations thatíll make you feel way better about your choices, Iíve also accumulated a lot of knowledge from therapists, psychotherapists, and psychopaths, which can probably help you avoid making the same mistakes Iíve made. Think of this book as everything youíd want from the Internet all in one place, except without the constant distractions of ads, online shopping, and porn.

Iím not sure what else to say to say, except that you should buy it if you want to laugh and learn how to stop being crazy. And if we used to date, see you in court.

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