Beanstalker and Other Hilarious Scarytales
On Sale: July 25, 2017
Hardcover / e-Book
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Once upon a time, a girl skipped into the forest and
became a zombie.
Wait, no, that's not how this story is supposed to go.
Let's try again.
Once upon a time, a boy did a horrible job as a sheep-
sitter and burned his tongue on stolen pie.
No, children in these stories are always good and
virtuous. From the top.
Once upon a time, a king and queen tried to find a
princess for their son to marry, and he wound up fleeing
from a group of very hairy vampires.
What about, once upon a time, a bunch of fairy tales got
twisted around to be completely hilarious, a tiny bit
icky, and delightfully spooky scarytales... in other
words, exactly what fairy tales were meant to be. Grab
some flaming torches, maybe don't accept that bowl of
pease porridge, and get ready for a wickedly fun ride
with acclaimed author Kiersten White and fairy tales like
you've never heard them before.
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