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Everything Is Perfect When You're A Liar
Kelly Oxford
It Books
April 2013
On Sale: April 2, 2013
336 pages
ISBN: 0062102222
EAN: 9780062102225
Kindle: B007HBLNII
Hardcover / e-Book
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Humor | Non-Fiction Memoir
The funniest—and hottest—mom on Twitter plunges you headlong
into her life in her hilarious memoir, Everything Is
Perfect When You’re a Liar. With her trademark blend of
biting wit and self-deprecation, this side-splitting book of
essays will make you laugh, cry, and then laugh some more. Sharing her life story in Everything Is Perfect When
You’re A Liar, the straight-talking and riotously funny
blogger Oxford opens up about her childhood, motherhood, and
life with that zany, skewed perspective that make her the
toast of the social media world. Is Kelly the next David
Sedaris? The next Chelsea Handler? The next Sloane Crosley?
No—they were the last Kelly Oxford… Kelly Oxford is . . . A wunderkind producer of pirated
stage productions for six-year-olds Not the queen of
the world An underage schnitzel-house
dishwasher The kid who stood up to a bully and almost
passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush A born
salesman Capable of willing her eyesight to be
20/20 That girl who peed her pants in the gas station
that one time Totally an expert on strep
throat Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her
boyfriend A writer A certified therapy assistant
who heals with Metallica mixtapes "Not fat enough to
be super snuggly." —Bea, age four Not above using
raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding
ticket "Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that."
—Roger Ebert Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a
falcon A terrible liar
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