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Sebastian Gibson Publishing
December 2011
On Sale: December 2, 2011
284 pages ISBN: 0984777601 EAN: 9780984777600 Kindle: B0070P17KU Paperback / e-Book
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Humor
What’s causing the country and now the President to lose
their crackers and voters to elect Nitt Witts? Clowns and
Turkeys are running Congress and the Nitt Witts are
everywhere. But will one more Clown in Congress make any
difference? Would the country be better off with some real
Turkeys instead of those Clowns? Or are the Nitt Witts
destined to run Washington? Set on historic Nitt Witt Ridge
in Cambria, California and Capitol Hill in Washington D.C.,
Sebastian Gibson’s satire paints the absurdities of the
political world and of daily life with his unique sense of
humor. The top political parties have degenerated into the
Nitt Witts, the Turkeys and the Clown Party and the country
is becoming deranged. Unless Mark Twain (Mark, a political
consultant and his dog, Twain) can determine what’s making
people so neurotic and make sense of the madness, riots may
cause the country’s collapse. The Clowns are running for
office with the slogan, “One more Clown in Congress probably
won’t make any difference.” nnThe Turkey candidates are
running against the Clowns with their counter slogan, “Isn’t
it time we had some real Turkeys in office instead of those
Clowns?” But it’s the Nitt Witt Party who may have the most
appeal to voters with their slogan, “Elect a Nitt Witt and
see what some real Nitt Witts can do in Washington.”
Meanwhile, believing a lightweight metal alloy in bras when
placed in contact with the wearer’s skin is causing
electrostatic interference with aircraft navigation
equipment and with people themselves, Homeland Security and
the Senate take action to prohibit the wearing of bras on
airplanes and their sale in America. nnStill, the
situation fails to improve and the country is on the verge
of losing its collective mind. With the rhetoric of
political parties at a level never seen before (“Turkeys are
made for stuffing, Clowns are for Congress”) and as
protesters riot over the right to wear or go without bras
and try to take control of the White House it’s up to Mark
and his dog Twain to determine the cause of the country’s
mental imbalance and find a way to save the country. Read
the novel that’s making Washington laugh so hard, Congress
can’t accomplish anything. It all begins and ends on Nitt
Witt Hill.
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