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The Ceo's Guide To Surviving In Prison
Simon & Schuster
June 2003
On Sale: June 6, 2003
96 pages
ISBN: 0743251423
EAN: 9780743251426
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They threw the book at Madoff. Now here's the book he
needs.While many books are offered for the CEO who aims to
survive the cutthroat competition of the corporate jungle,
not a single one offers to help those same CEOs when the
law catches up with them. That is, until now.This book
offers valuable advice for those executives who have
cooked the books, and now find themselves paying the
price. Borowitz covers all aspects of prison life, from
exit strategies (prison-break tips) to ways of keeping the
business acumen sharp (how to make the Warden your most
valuable employee) to prison cell feng shui and even self-
defense (how to use this book as a deadly weapon). Convicted corporate executives should look at this time
spent in prison as an opportunity, rather than a
disadvantage. New business contacts can be established,
new management strategies tested-time can even be spent
working on the golf game so it says sharp for ten, twenty,
however many years. Direct from Bernie Madoff's cellmate,Who Moved My Soap?
The CEO's Guide to Surviving in Prisonis loaded with
helpful tips, including: Complete Corporate-Speak/Prison
Slang Glossary How to earn $$$ making vanity license
plates Trophy wives, and how to avoid becoming one How to
avoid getting back-stabbed literallyDon't forget,Who Moved
My Soap?will be both small enough to fit in the pocket of
your prison uniform, but also thick enough to hollow out
and hide cigarettes in!Who Moved My Soap?is a must read
for any white collar criminal. CEOs headed to the Big
House will now have something to read to help them pass
the time. It's also a must read for those of us who were
fleeced by them.
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