A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore
On Sale: November 2, 2010
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Here's how to get your situation up to the level of the
Listen, dawg. You're probably hitting
the gym, doing your tanning, and picking up fresh laundry
every day. And maybe you've had some success beating up the
beat and creeping on chicks in the club. But do you really
think your situation is where it needs to be? Be honest with
This book here will take your game
to a level thought unattainable, given your physical
limitations (because we can't all look like Rambo, pretty
much, with our shirt off). We start with GTL-the bedrock of
life itself. And then we hit the GTL Remix-the rules for
getting your personal grooming did. From there it's my guide
to the Jersey Shore, battle plans for the club, a primer on
grenades and wingmen, and tips for ridding yourself of all
levels of clinger. Then I look at the big picture: how to
cook the perfect lasagna, how to find a life partner, and
how to deal with being one of the most famous people on the
planet-which is guaranteed if you follow my advice.
This is the bible for Situation Nation. Read it, live it,
and crush it.
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