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The 50 Zen Principles of Hand-to-Face Combat
William Morrow
June 2009
On Sale: June 2, 2009
208 pages
ISBN: 0061721719
EAN: 9780061721717
Hardcover
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Wondering why you should purchase this book when there are
other titles on the shelves written by much higher-caliber
fighters? Well, Forrest Griffin is not as good-looking as
those guys. He's not as smart as them. He's also not as
athletically endowed. And let's face it, neither are you.
Those other fighters are pretty much better than you in
every way. But you can actually aspire to be as good as
Forrest one day. Why? Because he is nothing special, just
like you. Forrest is not a martial artist. He's a fighter, and this
book was written for his kin. If you're a hillbilly like
Forrest and you get off on having your face rearranged, Got
Fight? is for you. This is a manifesto more strategic than
Sun Tzu's The Art of War, more philosophical than Bruce
Lee's Tao of Jeet Kune Do, more powerful than a well-
lubricated locomotive. In these pages you will learn about true mental toughness—
whether it's scraping it out in the Octagon or picking up
chicks. You will learn about the mental defects that made
Forrest Griffin into the abomination he is today and how
you can use your shortcomings to become equally horrible.
You will learn the essential tactics of hand-to-hand combat
as well as how to defend yourself in the event of a sword
attack. Never been attacked by a sword? You need this book
worse that we thought. Still not convinced? Don't worry. Even if you find that the
book sucks, it will be no worse than having sex with
Forrest Griffin. You'll feel a small prick and some minor
discomfort, and then it will all be over.
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