I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It: Confessions of a Fiftysomething
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I bought a new wrinkle cream.
If you use it once a day,
you look younger in a month.
Twice a day, you look
younger in two weeks.
I ate it.
As the years go
by, and the decades begin to pile up, people will do just
about anything to reverse the signs of aging: LASIK surgery,
industrial-strength hair dye, seven consecutive forty-ninth
birthday parties. Rita Rudner is no exception. When she
turned fifty, she couldn't even bear to say the
In I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't
Remember Where I Put It, Rudner writes with humor and
candor about all of the small indignities and everyday
absurdities that have become standard fare. From the perils
of catalog-ordering addiction to the challenges of keeping
up with the latest in electronics, lingerie, and reality
television to the joys and worries of being an older mother
to the long search for the perfect retirement house, Rita
covers it all.
So put on your bifocals and power up
your sense of humor! Just don't blame Rita when your laugh
lines get visibly deeper. Refreshingly honest and undeniably
hilarious, I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember
Where I Put It is a laugh-out-loud look at the wonders
and the surprises of life on the dark side of fifty.
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