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Borat, November 2007
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Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. and A. and Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Flying Dolphin Press
November 2007
On Sale: November 6, 2007
176 pages ISBN: 0385523467 EAN: 9780385523462 Hardcover
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CONTAINS ALL NEW MATERIAL
BORAT: TOURISTIC
GUIDINGS TO GLORIOUS NATION OF
KAZAKHSTAN
JAGSHEMASH! WELCOMES IN
KAZAKHSTAN!
In coitus with Kazakh Minister of
Information, telelviski journalist Borat Sagdiyev is take
great pleasuring himself to present this touristic guidings
to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan–home to many many of
Central Asia’s most highly respected sex criminals. This
volume is showcase of all that is great of Kazakhstan–marvel
at the statistic of Nurek Dam, make your childrens laugh
with our jokes about jews and take a peekings inside
brandnew Capitalist Supermall Viktor Hotelier’s Shopcity–3
stores and electrical staircare!!
Containings over
half the photographs, maps and writings ever produced by
Kazakhstan and printed on our finest grade paper (50% tree,
10% asbestos, 22% gypsy, 18% pubis)–this books will surely
makings you visit Kazakhstan most urgently! You welcomes–we
seeings you soon!
BORAT: TOURISTIC GUIDINGS TO
MINOR NATION OF U.S. AND A.
JAGSHEMASH
READER!
Subsequents to worldwide successes of his
blockbusterings moviefilm, Borat Sagdiyev–televiski
journalist and 4th most famous person of Kazakhstan–have in
associate with Ministry of Information produce this travel
guidings journal to minor nation of US and A. This book a
most sensible acquisition if you are think of travel to this
country and will instruct you on all you needing know–from
how to get cage of your wife through airport, to how to gain
entry to an American vagine without spend money.
It
also contain most explicit guidings to American peoples–did
you know that there are over 1,000 of them with chocolate
colour skin? And that it natural, not makeups!? Learn too of
the great American cities–Washingtons DC, New York and
Londons–and read truthful accounts of their landmarks: for
examples, discover that in realitys, the World Trade Centers
of New York City is not near so tall as they saying it
is.
Containings many many photographs never before
looked upon and writings of most splendid caliber, this book
really is a very nice!
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