Welcome to the Rotten School.
We are proud of our school, founded 100 years ago by I. B.
Rotten. If you follow the rules, we know your time here
will be happy. RULE NUMBER ONE: Watch out for Bernie
Bridges. Bernie is trouble!
That is my important
message. Enjoy your stay. I know that after a short while,
you will all truly deserve the name Rotten Students.
Headmaster Upchuck
Today we're having
the world's grossest pie-eating contest! My ROTTEN HOUSE
buddies against the wimps at NYCE HOUSE. Who can eat 25
blueberry pies? Will it get ugly? Who will barf first?
Will we win? Dudes, Bernie B. doesn't know the word lose.
Ready, set, EAT PIE!
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