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If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans
Ann Coulter
Crown
October 2007
On Sale: October 2, 2007
288 pages
ISBN: 0307353451
EAN: 9780307353450
Hardcover
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“Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage,
otherwise known as ‘citing facts,’ is the spice of life.
When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the
veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s
when I feel truly alive.” So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be
Republicans, Ann Coulter’s funniest, most devastating, and,
yes, most outrageous book to date. Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative
firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting
wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth,
liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that “She’s gone too
far!” and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring
a crashing end to her career. Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her
enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just
the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had
Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans includes dozens of
brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of
never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best,
covering every topic from A to Z. Here you’ll read Coulter’s
take on: • Her politics: “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a
middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”
• Hillary Clinton: “Hillary wants to be the first woman
president, which would also make her the first woman in a
Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval
Office instead of under it.”
• The environment: “God gave us the earth. We have dominion
over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is
yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’”
• Religion: “It’s become increasingly difficult to
distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from
the latest Madonna video.”
• Global warming: “The temperature of the planet has
increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century.
So imagine a summer afternoon when it’s 63 degrees and the
next thing you know it’s . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for
your lives, everybody! Women and children first!”
• Gun control: “Mass murderers apparently can’t read, since
they are constantly shooting up ‘gun-free zones.’”
• Bill Clinton: “Bill Clinton’s library is the first one to
ever feature an Adults Only section.”
• Illegal aliens: “I am the illegal alien of commentary. I
will do the jokes that no one else will do.” If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans is a
must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coult
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