Take it away! Jokelopedia is the mother of all joke
books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more
than 1,700 jokes for every occasion. 59 elephant jokes,
including Why are elephants banned from pblic swimming
pools They always drop their trunks. Dozens of
knock-knock jokes, like Knock, knock./ Who's
there?/Raven./Raven who?/Raven lunatic who wants to knock
your door down! Plus teacher jokes, food jokes, gross
jokes, and why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. And a
whole section of tongue twisters, specializing in the yucky.
Try saying "sneaking in my creaky squeaky reeking sneakers."
but the jokes are just the beginning—
Jokelopedia is loaded with joke-telling tips and
profiles of famously funny people, from Will Ferrell to
SpongeBob SquarePants (Hey, wait—is SpongeBob really a
person?)Packed with 1,700 kid-friendly jokes,
tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns, this new edition of
JOKELOPEDIA is the bible for incurable jokesters, class
clowns, and aspiring comedians. Here are doctor jokes,
robber jokes, teacher jokes,
why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. Lightbulb jokes,
movie star jokes, gross-out jokes, vampire jokes, elephant
jokes. The classics, fresh variations on the classics, and
jokes with nothing classic about them. The guffaws are
organized into categories for easy reference, and the book
is sprinkled throughout with amusing facts, joke-telling
pointers and tips, and informational spotlights on favorite
funny people, including Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, and
SpongeBob SquarePants.
Did you hear about the two
antennae that met on a rooftop, fell in love, and got
married? The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception
was amazing!
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