On her first day as a full-time reporter, Bubbles lands in
jail with a murder suspect named Crazy Popeye, who grants
Bubbles an exclusive interview shortly before keeling over
herself. Suddenly, Bubbles’s interview notes are a hot
commodity among a romance- obsessed police detective, a
Polish Mafioso, and a podiatrist on the lam. Meanwhile, her
longtime boyfriend, Steve Stiletto, asks if she’ll pose as
his fiancée in order to stave off an overseas job transfer.
When he plunks a Harry Winston rock on Bubbles’s finger,
only the specter of an all-you-can-eat pierogi wedding
buffet down at the Polish-American Club, the inevitable
result if her mother LuLu finds out, stops Bubbles from
blurting out "Yes!"
Once again our not-so-scatterbrained bleached-blonde flits
between crime scenes with unflappable verve. Like us,
Bubbles frequently messes up, but she always pulls herself
onto her tottering high heels and heads back into the fray.