You Know Your Life is A Soap If....
Gerard J. Waggett
The perfect gift for the soap fan, from an award-winning
On Sale: April 10, 2007
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Everyone knows soaps aren’t real life. Or are they? Just in
time for gift-giving season, here is You Know Your Life
Is a Soap Opera If . . .
Fast, funny, and far from implausible, this charming little
all the truisms soap fans will recognize from their favorite
-- and from life. Things like:
secrets. Everybody else knows them.
--Be kind to
strangers. They are likely to be your family.
former spouse ever really dies.
--Never talk to yourself
-- some scheming bitch will overhear and use it against
--If you marry for money again and again, it won’t
buy you happiness -- but you will have a great wardrobe.
--Don’t reject a man because he’s evil -- he could develop
into a (smoldering, enigmatic, and/or brooding) romantic
--You’d be robbing yourself of the full courtroom
experience if you were not threatened with contempt at least
--Okay, the church burned down, the cake exploded, and your
arrested for embezzlement while walking you down the aisle .
. . Stop
crying like this is the only wedding you’re ever going to
with knowing asides and the affection that comes with an
knowledge of the genre, it’s sure to top soap opera fans’ wish
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