Scandals. Lies. A breathtaking disregard for federal laws. How on earth do the Republicans keep winning? Easy: They’ve got a Playbook
On Sale: October 3, 2006
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Non-Fiction Political | Humor
After the 2004 presidential debates, eagle-eyed observers
hypothesized about the rectangular bulge tucked inside
George W.’s suit jacket, visible in images shown around the
world. Was it a radio receiver, allowing Karl Rove to feed
the president complete sentences he’d never form on his own?
Perhaps it was a remote-control device that enabled Dick
Cheney to operate W. like a robot. Nah. The real explanation
was much simpler, and yet far more disturbing: It was The
Required reading for every
Republican candidate, office-holder, or super-secret covert
operative, The Republican Playbook contains all the
schemes, scams, and dirty tricks used to attain victory
since Richard Nixon commissioned the first edition back in
1972. Did you know:
-President Gerald Ford’s
notorious clumsiness wasn’t caused by an inner-ear disorder
-- the Playbook stashed in his left rear pants pocket
threw off his equilibrium. -A chapter entitled "Deny Knowing
Anything About Anything" was particularly helpful to
President Ronald Reagan.
Packed with detailed
instructions on essential topics like how to run a smear
campaign, how to cover a leak, and how to plant one, plus
diagrams for fully functioning voting booth/ballot shredders
(to be used in Florida, Ohio, and other battleground
states), The Republican Playbook is a must-read if
we’re ever going to survive the 2006 elections.
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