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Coastal Carolina Press
November 2000
204 pages ISBN: 1928556221 Trade Size
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What’s the Southern woman’s favorite brand of mayo? Why do
we have to keep a “funeral casserole” in the freezer? Why
do Southern men call their fathers “Deddy” no matter how
big and powerful they’ve become?
Step into the wacky world of “womanless wedding” fund-
raisers, in which Bubbas wear boas. Meet two sisters who
fight rural boredom by washing Budweiser cans and cutting
them into pieces to make clothing. Learn why the
word “snow” sends any right-thinking Southerner careening
to the Food Lion for extra loaves of bread and little else. What’s the Southern woman’s take on Wonderbras, fried
turkeys and ‘tater guns, Barbie and Ken (tip: she’s a ho),
politicians (tip: they’re all hos) and marital success (if
you can’t agree on a perfect pizza ratio, y’all are
doomed)? Humor columnist and slightly crazed belle-by-birth Celia
Rivenbark tackles these and other lard-laden subjects in
Bless Your Heart, Tramp, a hilarious look at Southern – and
just plain human – foibles, up-close and personal. So pour yourself a glass of sweet tea and curl up on the
pie-azza with Bless Your Heart, Tramp. If you’re a Southerner, you’ll understand. If you’re not –
well, God help you.
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